So does the douche do you???

As I sit here in front of my computer wondering, who else in this world is being a douche too? well just you know it, everyone is doing it!! Yeah there are Twitter douches with there blackberry devices..I know I have one close to it(blackjackII) sorry but i don't twitter...I know that many many others are sitting telling you about there day, there hairstyle and the sex that they had yesterday...Well I am not that type, I am going to bore you with douche of the day styles like wearing plaid pants with a neon style shirt with some sort or leapord style shoes...Yeah I have that eclectic stylings...So back to the subject of douching.. Yes many many people are on the WWW.nameyourstoryhere.com (this is not a real website) telling their stories, so I made this for the people who want to vent about these douche bags...So come one come all and tell me about the biggest douche you met today...

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The dude abides

well here are a few winners

Tell me about some of the douche bags that grace your presents day in and day out..

Another day another douche

Riding my bike into work and geez this total douche bag screams out of his jeep that is totally douched out to the max with the mud tires and the jack on the back of it..To which this makes me get all squirelly on my bike and almost went off the road, so then I flick him off and then he thinks he is the man and hits his brakes..So then the douche gives me the finger and tells me to get off the road you fucking fag...So oh well for humanity and the fact that I am on my way to work while douche bag is going out to be the fucking redneck hillbilly that he is and drink his PBR tallboy with pride along with his rebel flag on his redneck jeep... So tell me about the local douche that you see today and lets share douche stories...

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The dude

Well good afternoon.. I am here to just post this as to all of the other idiots that can put something on the computer and make others come to see what the fuck you can do in your spare time!!! Well I have done it and I feel like a douche bag... I think that this a total waste of fucking time and space on the internets..As for the people that read this, you are all suckers and I have succeeded in wasting about 45 seconds of your life on here...The more repsonses I get the more I will have to become a bigger and bigger douche bag and reply to you over and over again...Making this whole world an even bigger douche bag...So please take the time and understanding that this is a total waste of time and you have been suckered into this by you being a total media douche bag...

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